Today, my hamster died the night before bring your pet to school... - FML

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By Sirflowers - 05/05/2018 03:26

Today, my hamster died the night before bring your pet to school day. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Sunday 6 May 2018 16:22

I mean, you could bring his corpse and just say "he's sleeping." (Sorry if that sounded morbid)

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ChromoTec 24

Sunday 6 May 2018 16:22

I mean, you could bring his corpse and just say "he's sleeping." (Sorry if that sounded morbid)

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