Today, I was on a really fun first date. We were having a ton... - FML

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By Vexing Violet - 24/02/2018 02:32

Today, I was on a really fun first date. We were having a ton of laughs. We took a tour of his worst and a drive in his Mustang. We got back to the bar and he excused himself to use the bathroom. I went to check on him a few minutes later - GONE. Left me with the bill. FML

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