Today, my teacher graded my assignment that I had to provide... - FML

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By Boots McPants - 01/02/2018 15:06 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my teacher graded my assignment that I had to provide a voice recording for. I accidentally sent a recording of me beatboxing. FML

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JillianJuneBug 39

Sunday 4 February 2018 4:52

I would give you a pass for making me laugh so hard

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JillianJuneBug 39

Sunday 4 February 2018 4:52

I would give you a pass for making me laugh so hard

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