Today I have court for a ticket I received 1 year ago. Last night... - FML

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By Spizz - 14/06/2018 15:19

Today I have court for a ticket I received 1 year ago. Last night my factory had a major breakdown and I have to stay overnight to fix or I would lose my job which supports my family... can’t make it to court and could be thrown in jail. FML

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Saturday 16 June 2018 13:31

that is so so sucky! If you get thrown in jail or pay more fees due to missing it, you won't be able to support your family anyway. At least by going to court you stand a chance even if it means a new job

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interesting33 36

Saturday 16 June 2018 13:31

that is so so sucky! If you get thrown in jail or pay more fees due to missing it, you won't be able to support your family anyway. At least by going to court you stand a chance even if it means a new job

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