Today, I dumped my boyfriend to ask out my crush thinking he... - FML

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By James - 02/05/2018 01:15

Today, I dumped my boyfriend to ask out my crush thinking he liked me back. He rejected me and made it clear he didn't even want to be my friend anymore because I seemed too desperate. FML

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WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:27

Dumping someone happens but doing it just to ask someone else out doesn't look good. Saw a body do that in college and was immediately rejected for the same reason. Also, they added "how do I know you won't do that to me?".

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WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:27

Dumping someone happens but doing it just to ask someone else out doesn't look good. Saw a body do that in college and was immediately rejected for the same reason. Also, they added "how do I know you won't do that to me?".

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