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By type2moron - 01/05/2018 13:58 - United States - Renton

Today, I checked my blood sugar (finger prick) to see if I could have a snack - turns out yes, I was good to go. One hand in the pickle jar later, I learned I should use my OTHER hand - even the smallest hole in your skin hurts like HELL in pickle juice. FML

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azouwa 26

Friday 4 May 2018 12:20

Eat 3 nutritious meals a day low in carbs high with the same amount of protein. Eat snacks around the same time every day. This makes your body anticipate food and will help your blood sugar balance out. Water and exercise will get rid of excess sugar.

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azouwa 26

Friday 4 May 2018 12:20

Eat 3 nutritious meals a day low in carbs high with the same amount of protein. Eat snacks around the same time every day. This makes your body anticipate food and will help your blood sugar balance out. Water and exercise will get rid of excess sugar.

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