Work: Today, I called in sick at work and went to the bar, only to...

You're hardly the first person to do this. And it happens the same way every time: The supervisor/manager happens to be there when you go there. You totally deserve it.

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 18 March 2018 18:53

Were you born stupid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 18 March 2018 18:53

Were you born st*pid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?

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