Today, a 15 year relationship with a 7 year marriage is dead... - FML

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By fmbadluck - 22/03/2018 23:28 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, a 15 year relationship with a 7 year marriage is dead because I never woke up early to do breakfast nor like to do dishes. FML

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azouwa 26

Sunday 25 March 2018 17:35

Nobody "likes" to do dishes. It's called being an "adult". You do them, because they need to be done. YDI. As for breakfast... 2 way street. You make breakfast for your spouse to show them you love them. They make breakfast for you for the same reason...

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azouwa 26

Sunday 25 March 2018 17:35

Nobody "likes" to do dishes. It's called being an "adult". You do them, because they need to be done. YDI. As for breakfast... 2 way street. You make breakfast for your spouse to show them you love them. They make breakfast for you for the same reason...

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