By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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deransc 19

incestuous prostitution - and getting caught by your parents. Better than being single I guess.

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joanngal 4

So sorry op. My parents walked in when me and my step-brother were doing oral. I understand ur pain

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maigan332 14

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

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Lasagnaa 24

That's ******* disgusting!!!!!!!!

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maigan332 14

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

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soldiat_fml 17

Why cross the street when you can cross the hall? That's not desperate at all!

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LissaMccracken 23

No amount of money could ever get me to suck my brothers skin. You're both pretty gross

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deemarie13 14

Use a vacuum.

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