Today, this is the fourth time today someone has opened a door... - FML

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By gokuknowsbest - 25/02/2018 18:32

Today, this is the fourth time today someone has opened a door and hit me in the face. It's not even noon yet. FML

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Thursday 1 March 2018 16:59

At some point you have to ask yourself about your positioning when next to doors...

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Jad123 15

Thursday 1 March 2018 16:59

At some point you have to ask yourself about your positioning when next to doors...

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