Kids: Today, there were many elementary children on the bus. After... - FML

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By ilanie04 - 19/04/2016 21:35 - United States - Nashville

Today, there were many elementary children on the bus. After not feeling good about my appearance through the day, it was my stop, I got two compliments from two elementaty boys. Telling me,"You're pretty." Smiling, I got off I was then told that they were payed, as a dare, to compliment me. FML

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