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By iamapossum - 20/04/2016 18:15 - United States - New London

Today, there was a wasp attacking a bee on the porch. I decided to help the poor bumble. I took my brother's shoe and squished waspy and drug it across the porch. Next thing i know, the wasp crawls from beneath the shoe, unharmed. We dart back inside and now wasps are surrounding the house. FML.

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