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WHERE DA *** DOES EVERYONE GET KITCHEN FROM THE WORD ISN'T EVEN SAID IN THE POST!!!!!!!??????
Why the hell would you even consider wanking before people were coming over. What a moron.
I wonder if the guy bought the house.
...Wow. Your real estate guy didn't even tell you that he was coming over ahead of time? Or even knock?
That was probably an awkward moment.
lock the door!
Do you come with the house? ;)
make eye contact, keep going, cum all over the walls then tell them your redecorating in neutral colours ... slowly
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#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.
Why would you do that if people were coming?