Today, the music class I picked at school requires you to be... - FML

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By I hate needles. - 04/02/2017 02:13 - New Zealand

Today, the music class I picked at school requires you to be having musical instrument tuition from a specific program. You have to pay by a certain date or you can't take the lessons and have to drop the class. I missed the due date, and I now have to take sewing classes. FML.

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