Today, the librarian, I help out gave me two stacks of about... - FML

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By "EarthsMightiestHeroes" - 10/01/2018 20:35

Today, the librarian, I help out gave me two stacks of about 200 papers to staple. I finished them, and she gave me another stack of papers to copy and staple. 4 stacks of 75 papers. As I was halfway done with the second round of stapling, did she decide to share with me her electric stapler. FML.

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