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By BracesGirl - 24/02/2016 23:03 - United States

Today, the kid that sits next to me in band told me that I should brush my teeth more often. I was surprised, because I brush my teeth twice a day, floss three times a week, and don't drink coffee or soda. I told him this, and he said, "well, you must brush your teeth with mud then." FML

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