By LadySteph12 - 29/10/2009 00:53 - Canada

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Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
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WhySoSrs 0

That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D

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Bloodknight 22

Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!

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Asstazztic 8

yea well that won't happen with Asstazztic baby ;) lol

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jchansfan 0

Yeah, only 'cause you'd be done before the bag caught flame. Assuming that you would even be able to get that far with a girl in the first place... lol :P

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Ninjaface 0

Of course, the real fml is that your boyfriend had to shake burning plastic on you just to make you hot enough to screw.

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LadySteph12 0

FYI, the plastic bag was in flames. Sure, plastic melts, but my point was that it burned my SKIN. Let's not be picky about the words please.

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ClownSmilely 0

Ah hell, the sex couldn't have been that good had you stop for the house was on fire. I mean c'mon man!!!

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shankapotamous15 3

well what the hell is he doing with something that close to the fire anyway? XD

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