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By fml52599 - 16/02/2016 22:37 - United States - New Market

Today, the guy I've been in love with who for about 4years has said he loves me too came over to my house after work. When he left I got a bunch of calls from a random number. I finally answered and was told it was his girlfriend and wanted to know if anything was going on between him and me. FML.

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