Money: Today, the government told me that they don't see my job is a... - FML

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By ViviChenny - 23/02/2016 12:47 - Australia - Noble Park

Today, the government told me that they don't see my job is a real job because I'm underpaid and will not give me money to help me out. However, if my pay is raised to the standard minimum wage, I'll be earning enough and they don't need to give me money. FML

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