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By flatstan - 26/02/2016 21:10 - United States - Delaware
Today, the girl of my dreams showed up at my party. She had been eyeing me up all night. When it came time for bed, she asked to sleep in the bed with me. Next thing I knew she was on top of me naked. I couldn't get it up to put it in her. FML