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By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 23:30 - United States - Enfield
Today, someone totaled my car while I was in work; the shock of the car caused my parents to fight. Which led to my mother calling for a divorce after my father admitted having two secret families. I was then hit by the patrol car who came to stop my parents' dispute on the front lawn. FML