Today, some random punk pantsed me while in a crowded plaza.... - FML

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By The Mayor's buddy - 16/01/2018 04:28

Today, some random punk pantsed me while in a crowded plaza. After being praised by his friends, he came back thinking everything was cool and tried to high five me. I punched him in the face. The authorities later arrived and arrested me. Why? That punk is the chief's relative. FML

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 17 January 2018 21:46

Commit assault, get arrested. It could have happened no matter who the random punk was related to. The punk ALSO committed assault and you could press charges, but until you do the police don't have a reason to arrest him.

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 17 January 2018 21:46

Commit assault, get arrested. It could have happened no matter who the random punk was related to. The punk ALSO committed assault and you could press charges, but until you do the police don't have a reason to arrest him.

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