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By assault and battery - 24/03/2016 10:54 - United States - New York
Today, some random old lady pinched my 5 year old daughter's cheek. It apparently got harder, wounding her, causing her to writhe in pain, pushing the old lady away, causing her to fall on the ground. When she got up, she started to beat me with her purse for "not properly raising my child". FML