Miscellaneous: Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons....

By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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You deserved it 5 905

By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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You deserved it 27 522

Don't do this

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 223

You deserved it 435

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 194

By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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You deserved it 8 323

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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You deserved it 694

Bad hair day

By Hairdresser On Fire - 01/10/2019 18:05 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 733

You deserved it 1 900

By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

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You deserved it 18 962

By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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You deserved it 4 359

By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 688

capslockisgood 19

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:07

At least you're in shape.

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:06

Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!

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Sundevil99 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:34

Maybe she finds that attractive?

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:37

Should have asked her out first date you could go dancing "to the oldies"

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:44

in an alternate universe that could be a really good compliment

mybubbles2000 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:32

I am so sorry. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

lolfufun 4

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:03

Well that's unfortunate....

Croooow 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:20

Aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend: Richard Simmons?

TheLonelyZerg 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 3:22

I get mistaken for Eminem every now and then.

TaiReiSi 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:18

Are you by chance a zombie?

cathrope 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:21

No one deserves that.

babeababe 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:35

Richard Simmons is awesome!

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Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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Today, after I found out my uncle took me off my grandma's funeral program, I had to fight to speak. He spent the week taking out his jealousy and anger on me and my sister for being included in her funeral. To everyone else he's played the saint, and the whole family has no idea. FML

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Don't do this

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Bad hair day

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