Today, I had to go to the ER because I lost to a door and tore... - FML

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By Justatadclumsy - 06/05/2018 02:24

Today, I had to go to the ER because I lost to a door and tore my cartilage in my wrist. The nurses thought it was hilarious. My family made it worse when they found out I have a kids cast because the adult one was too big. I never hear the end of either of these. FML

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