Today, people I knew talked about how fun my surprise party was... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2018 22:18

Today, people I knew talked about how fun my surprise party was for my birthday. Then one of my old friends found out he wasn't invited and was upset at me for not inviting him. Now he didn't ever want to talk to me anymore. Little does he know I didn't organize the party to begin with. FML

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chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:04

Your friend is blaming you for not being invited to your suprise party? Does he not know what SUPRISE means?

chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:05

surprise* Apparently I don't know either

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chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:04

Your friend is blaming you for not being invited to your suprise party? Does he not know what SUPRISE means?

chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:05

surprise* Apparently I don't know either

interesting33 36

Wednesday 18 July 2018 19:50

can you not tell him that you didn't organise it?

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