Miscellaneous: Today, on the way to school, a boy who I carpool with spent the... - FML

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By Apparently Dumb - 07/04/2016 18:06 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, on the way to school, a boy who I carpool with spent the entire journey ranting about how dumb blondes are and how his blonde friend will never get a job. Some how this "clever" person managed to forget that the girl he carpooled with for over a year is blonde. FML

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