Transportation: Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became...

By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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By ShameMonkey - 27/09/2016 10:15 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, while commuting to work on a peak hour train, I lost my balance and accidentally grabbed a bald mans head to steady myself. To make matters worse, the words "oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were a knob" came out of my mouth before I could think about what I was saying. FML

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By tittyboomboom - 24/03/2016 13:16 - Australia

Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By Dani - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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Classic

By Mortified - 09/11/2025 22:00

Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML

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Paradoodle 5

Friday 26 February 2010 17:07

you could totally fix that. when you get off just say I'm sorry I get nervous around cute guys and I'm sorry for offending you. then wink and get off

Fop 6

Friday 26 February 2010 16:45

Ugh, I know the feeling. When I'm deep in thought, I end up just staring in a random direction. One time, I was staring at a girl's boobs without even knowing. She noticed...

Comments

blastvortex 3

Friday 26 February 2010 21:49

How were you supposed to know? It shouldn't be that hard to figure out that you weren't staring at the arm either. He's an asshole and a fool. Report him if you want. You shouldn't feel guilty over it unless you have reason to feel guilty about looking at him at all.

0mfgz 0

Friday 26 February 2010 22:28

That sucks. You should have just looked at your phone or looked the other way.

shiritt 0

Friday 26 February 2010 23:18

so, it probably didn't ruin his day, no real prob. but, ilovecowboys? what the hell :S you live in the wrong age cowgirl. or if you count rednecks, then your in luck :D and i probably get a lot of bad reactions because of this.

manslayerbob 0

Friday 26 February 2010 23:44

wow that sucks lol.

demon_child 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:44

This is made up. I work on the Auckland trains and while there are staff with disabilities not a single one has a prosthetic arm.

MrsUchiha 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:38

Edward Elric!

RacheeRoo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:14

HAHAHA #33!!! that made me laugh!! XD

Lunasis 14

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:15

lol win

RacheeRoo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:12

ashiiya 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:34

Awww....yeah, I understand. On the bus, I try to not make eye contact with people in general if I'm sitting in those seats in the back cause people sit right across from you. Sometimes I end up blankly staring at something I shouldn't be when I'm not even really concentrated on it. Spacing out~~ But hey, prosthetic arms are awesome :DD yeah I thought Ed too xDD hahaha god if I saw an officer with that kind of arm I'd compliment or something, things like that can't go without good words :D