Today, on my way to work, I was limping a bit more than usual... - FML

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By "Talented73" - 03/07/2017 17:49

Today, on my way to work, I was limping a bit more than usual from the aggravation of an old knee injury. I walked past an Able-Ride bus (a service for the handicapped) and the driver was waiting for a passenger. He took one look at me, opened the door and said "Ah, there you are. Come on in!" FML

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