entering and leaving and entering.

#33, as Alex would say, "the old in-out, in-out." ;)

perdix, would you like to be my newest droog?

#49, sure, that would be horrorshow.

What he asked her was "would u go in and out with me?.... Ummm burger I mean.."

86; I get the burger (In and Out) reference, but what the hell are you talking about?

it was really random...Perdix and I were on "A Clockwork Orange".

Woah, your future cheating wife is in for a treat...

Because no one is going to notice they were pepper sprayed... I doubt he's going to bust it out nilly-willy. You do know cops have to get sprayed with it before they're allowed to carry it, right? (Or at least down here they do, so that they don't, again, go busting out the mace at the slightest inclination)

*Snifffff* -Takes a big sniff- What exactly does that smell like because I don't smell anything? Is it a good smell or a bad smell? Also if you can smell divorce in the air, then can you see it the water? Or am I confusing this with something else?

@57 - Well said. Abused husbands/men seem to be a group that society conveniently ignores, and I think needs some awareness from the public. I nominate Phil Hartman for celebrity spokesperson.

Sorry for not taking that into consideration. You know what they say about assumptions.... But I still feel it was emotionally taxing on the OP.