By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 05:15 - United States - Bronx

Today, my wife said she was going to her friend's place to help her with couponing. She started getting ready at 5pm; shaved her legs, did her hair, put on skin-tight leggings and a low-cut top. Left at 6pm, snuck back in at 2:50am. Shit, couponing must be really exciting. FML
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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Why wouldn't she just say shes going out for the night? Because you seem old enough to know whats goin on...

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H4H 15

It's bad that she's sneaking back in wearing those clothes, it's worse when her excuse is couponing

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digitalninja 5

coupon for your wife's clothes half off tonight only..........sorry I had to

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Unlucky1232 20

meanwhile you were looking for coupons on a lawyer for a divorce.

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ABlindMan 17

I pity your spouse in the future. If OP is a responsible adult he'll confront his wife and ask her if she's cheating on him or just partying or some other variant, then sit down and talk to her about what he's doing wrong that she needs to lie blatantly to his face, and try and fix the marriage. If the marriage is irreparable, then they may go their separate ways. That's how you settle things logically. You don't immediately jump the gun and assume the absolute worst and divorce the person you married. Remember you married them for a *hopefully* very clear reason of loving them and wanting to spend your life together.

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Unlucky1232 20

or just hire and investigator find out if she's cheating if it's confirmed split. if it's not obvious i have a deep hatred for cheaters

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rodrigun449 16

Honestly this is heartbreaking to read. Hire a private detective to gather evidence, it will make the divorce go way more smoothly. In the meantime, does she have a sister you can sleep with to get revenge?

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Senseless_487 29

Yep, hire a P.I. to spy on her, then sabotage your own case by cheating with someone related to your wife, who would talk to her, as revenge. Foolproof!

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LPac5295 27

Or, you know, he could just talk to his wife.

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LPac5295 27

Or, you know, he could just talk to his wife.

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donutcallmethat 16

I mean, I don't know what's up, but women do dress up for each other. If it was basically a girl's day, it's not unusual to dress up. She might have just been having a really good time with her female friend. Me and my best friend have admitted to dressing up more and trying harder to look nice when we hang out, because one of us wore a scarf, or nicer jewelry. We try to match each others dressiness even if we are staying in. My husband has complained about how late I've stayed at her house. Only you and your wife know the situation, OP.

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engineerosaurus 26

Except OP very clearly doesn't know the situation because the wife lied about it.

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fohfuucba 21

Except it's quite possible he's assuming too much. Did you read the comment you replied to?

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tdeptrai 3

You should've ask to see the coupons.

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ezrajab 22

She is not the one if she can't be open and honest with you! Sorry op

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Wormgod 10

I know your first thought is she went out to club and have sex. Honestly, she might have gotten all dolled up and came in so late because she and her friend(s) had one of those wine-fueled parties where they talked about their old dreams and slowly devolved into a "oh god we could have been actors and famous and gotten PhDs and whatever else our dreams are, but instead we did [insert whatever changed their dreams] and here I am at midnight at one of my friends house, drunk as hell, and we were supposed to be swapping coupons."

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EvilLittleMan 23

Probably wanted to redeem drink coupons... (III)3 x ???

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coolthang8200 7

Did she at least couponing a few condoms?

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