Miscellaneous: Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her...

By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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By NotHauteCouture - 10/12/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML

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By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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Policy of truth

By Lisaaa - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 21:33 - United States - Carrollton

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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By oops. - 22/12/2018 16:00

Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 18 December 2009 23:51

Cheer up! You are very handsome -- it's just that your wife has very, very ugly, mishapen ****.

Metu 1

Friday 18 December 2009 23:50

Sweaters with faces printed on them are ugly anyhow, no matter who is printed on it.

Comments

NoOneCaresXD 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:12

ahahaha I like your wifes sense of humor xp

winnadapooh 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:51

LMAO. new fave fml. sucks for you though op :(

bms1996 12

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:50

I'm sorry,but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TheEpicPies 15

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:40

That's hilarious!

neftalyflores23 0

Friday 17 February 2012 18:12

Ahahaha

tiggerz 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 20:29

how ugly can you bee?

loveit0730 7

Monday 18 June 2012 16:56

She probably won first place for her sweater because it was more than likely the most creative one. You dont see that many ugly sweaters with faces printed on them, so dont feel so bad OP.