This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By notmypresident - 22/11/2018 12:18 - United States - Kent

Today, my wife decided to throw out the lettuce I had bought for the week, all because "The Government told me so." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35
You deserved it 23

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Romaine has an outbreak of E. coli going on. Donald hasn't managed to totally gut the FDA, they're not making this up. Would you rather have the ***** all week?

Unless you're using lettuce as slang for money, I don't see a problem with this.

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Romaine has an outbreak of E. coli going on. Donald hasn't managed to totally gut the FDA, they're not making this up. Would you rather have the ***** all week?

Unless you're using lettuce as slang for money, I don't see a problem with this.