Today, my wife decided to throw out the lettuce I had bought... - FML

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By notmypresident - 22/11/2018 12:18 - United States - Kent

Today, my wife decided to throw out the lettuce I had bought for the week, all because "The Government told me so." FML

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 27 November 2018 0:24

Romaine has an outbreak of E. coli going on. Donald hasn't managed to totally gut the FDA, they're not making this up. Would you rather have the ***** all week?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:38

Unless you're using lettuce as slang for money, I don't see a problem with this.

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 27 November 2018 0:24

Romaine has an outbreak of E. coli going on. Donald hasn't managed to totally gut the FDA, they're not making this up. Would you rather have the ***** all week?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:38

Unless you're using lettuce as slang for money, I don't see a problem with this.

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