Love: Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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stubbsie 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:16

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

Lorysa 11

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:17

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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DrDomino 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:53

shes hot

DEADLYBAKE 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:23

Shoot first.

thejedi08 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:45

watch what you eat and who answers the door... IT COULD BE A BEAR!!!

that_nerdy_sock 3

Saturday 1 October 2011 7:16

I think this is a joke :p, Laugh about it! But maybe it's not. A great warning there! Grab the shotgun!DEFEND YOUR SELF!

damara3 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 18:26

Bitch be cray cray.

random1368 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 11:34

Damn, bitches be crazy.

LullzKitteh 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:36

since this fml is anonymous, how will we know is submitter is still alive?

madaoxsan 9

Friday 18 November 2011 0:01

she screwed up. got too excited. now he knows it's comin'. tsk tsk.

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:54

Save yourself by learning to sleep with one eye open and while holding a bat.

iselahh 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:27

Affair maybe??

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