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By merp - 05/02/2017 15:37 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, my unit is on holiday in a resort in Guatemala. I thought I lost my drivers license. While looking for it in my bag, I needed to fart. I bent down & silently farted a smelly one without knowing that there was a Guatemalan worker behind me that picked up my license. FML.

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