Today, my son was born. We’re white. He’s black. After I stormed... - FML

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By halfblack - 08/03/2018 13:40

Today, my son was born. We’re white. He’s black. After I stormed out of the hospital in a rage, I talked to my mother who admitted to me that she cheated on my father with a black man. Now I’m down a wife and my father isn’t my real father. FML.

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Friday 9 March 2018 23:29

wow that sucks! it does sound like something your wife and you will need to work through and maybe get a paternity test to deal with the natural niggling doubts. but I'd advise you to talk to your wife again. your reaction sounds understandable and reasonable to me and logically makes sense. I would imagine this is something you guys could work through

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interesting33 36

Friday 9 March 2018 23:29

wow that sucks! it does sound like something your wife and you will need to work through and maybe get a paternity test to deal with the natural niggling doubts. but I'd advise you to talk to your wife again. your reaction sounds understandable and reasonable to me and logically makes sense. I would imagine this is something you guys could work through

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