Kids: Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute...

By idiot - 30/10/2010 20:42 - France

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 590

You deserved it 5 862

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 818

You deserved it 16 783

By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 389

You deserved it 2 413

By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 081

You deserved it 3 673

Red Forman's spirit lives on

By amber s - 18/10/2022 22:00

Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML

I agree, your life sucks 579

You deserved it 400

Hangry DVD

By Krazydude1000 - 03/01/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 676

You deserved it 2 180

By rofindie - 07/05/2012 04:12 - United States - Forest Hills

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 138

You deserved it 2 697

By OytoBeAfather - 16/05/2012 03:05 - United States - Nesconset

Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 989

You deserved it 4 273

By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 369

You deserved it 2 450

By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 013

You deserved it 2 491

By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 000

You deserved it 10 348

anorexicbarbie 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:27

It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.

aron33 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:27

Did he win a dvd?

Comments

amayaa_fml 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:05

haha your too old to be on here

kittysammich_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:09

Your son sound like a loser and a failure

EulessMeangirls 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:40

Beat fool

Dnastro 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:47

lolwtfff was he high?

zackkmann21 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:01

hahaha funny

NeverShoutKira 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:02

hahaha. oh geez.

labratory5 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:14

that's what you get for dropping him

madrabbit 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 17:07

today would be the day he found his shit in the front yard and the locks changed.

franwins0827 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:29

Is he retarded?

SAgirl 13

Monday 1 November 2010 12:29

i hope so... if hes not, then i guess hes just stupid

lilluvowl 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:32

ydi for letting ur 25 year old son live with you...

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 883

You deserved it 2 986

Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 294

You deserved it 2 646

Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 399

You deserved it 5 513

Today, I was at a party. A friend and I went to the bathroom together. She finished, I started to go, realising I need to shit. She was still in the room. People began to knock. My brain told me to snap the shit in half… with my hand. I grabbed the toilet paper with said hand, leaving the bathroom covered in shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 160

You deserved it 1 222

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 862

You deserved it 109

Today, I found out I’m 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a senior in high school. I’m not sure who the father is since I was in a situationship with one guy after my ex, and I broke it off last Halloween. My parents strictly forbade me from dating until I was in college, so I don’t know how to tell them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 275

You deserved it 987

Same thing different taste

Red Forman's spirit lives on

Hangry DVD

Top comments

Comments