By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

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Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
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Tuesdaythe10th 11

Take a shit on her bed and say the bathroom was dirty

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CJ0106 1

Poop on her pillow and say "sorry, the toilet was dirty".

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neurodoc 1

Well... It is crazy But on a brighter note, the fact that others have had sex wouldn't prevent you from sleeping in a hotel bed. Nor would the fact that your sis and her bf sat on the toilet seat prevent u from using the bathroom in your house... I say REVENGE!!!

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IsBitchBetter 1

Time to scrub the toilet with her toothbrush!

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softpaws 17

Atleast she didnt leave the used condom in your bed, am i right?

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jelly713 19

Well, she did leave a condom wrapper, she may have left the condom there as well or it was the first thing they took with them. Either way, that is still gross & there really is no upside to dirty bed sheets.

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LarryLaDouche 13

Thank Talos I don't have a sister, and my brother doesn't live with me. That sucks OP. It really blows for you. Find a way to get revenge on her!

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gracehi 31

I had sex in my sister's bed too. But my boyfriend and I were visiting for a week and my parents gave us her bed. She told me, "No sex in my bed." I told her to be realistic. Don't worry, though. We washed the sheets. ;P

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Silent_Thrill 17

Let's be realistic... that's probably not a story you want to be sharing. Plus, that was a really dick move to do it after she told you not to. I hope she finds out that you did that so she can take these peoples' advice and defecate in your bed. And.... just to throw this out there. It would have been ironic if you had anal sex with your boyfriend and your sister did take a dump on your bed. She would be pushing it out after she found out you had the ole in/out. Yes, I know I'm sick!

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gracehi 31

Eh, I was horny. *shrug* She didn't really expect me to follow her instructions, and yes, she knows I didn't, because if you read my comment, I basically told her I wouldn't. She didn't throw a fit. All she said was, "Ew." Plus it wasn't the bed she was regularly sleeping in at the time. My parents were simply storing it for her. And she'd have to travel nearly two thousand miles to take a dump on my bed. Hence the reason I had sex in her bed rather than mine. If you've ever had sex in a hotel room bed, countless strangers have also had sex in that bed. There's little difference. Get over it. Although what OP's sister did was still petty shitty, because she could have used her own bed. I also doubt she washed OP's sheets if she's too lazy to even wash her own.

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jelly713 19

-57 Are you bragging about it? Seriously? That's not something to announce proudly. You should have gotten the couch just for that.

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jelly713 19

I agree with the bottom part. I doubt OP's sister washed the sheets. Now reading the circumstances it makes sense. Now if it was her personal bed it'd be different. But the hotel sheets are washed & those beds don't belong to anyone. So it's not the same thing.

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gracehi 31

78, My parent's couch that doesn't have washable sheets and is in a room with no door. Yeah, that would've been so much better. Not proud of what I did, just telling a story anonymously for some entertainment.

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lovelyspyder 7

And now so is yours...

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