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By Anonymous - 31/12/2017 01:03 - United States - Anchorage
Today, my sister's Marine boyfriend visited my Airforce vet father, Army vet's mother, my sister and I and I accidentally said "unit" instead of "platoon." Cue two hours of getting chewed out for making the tiniest of categorial mistakes. I should have learned my lesson by now. FML.