This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, my sister's Marine boyfriend visited my Airforce vet father, Army vet's mother, my sister and I and I accidentally said "unit" instead of "platoon." Cue two hours of getting chewed out for making the tiniest of categorial mistakes. I should have learned my lesson by now. FML.