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By inconceivable! - 04/02/2018 23:52 - Philippines - San Pedro

Today, my sister-in-law asked me to tell her daughter about the "birds and the bees". I started with "when a man and a woman falls in love...", my boyfriend suddenly interrupted saying "the man gets on the woman like this and this happens" as he humps my ass. My niece just laughed. FML

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 6 February 2018 14:27

Why would a parent ask someone else to teach their child about something they should be doing?

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 6 February 2018 14:27

Why would a parent ask someone else to teach their child about something they should be doing?

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