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By GoudaCheese - 28/03/2016 07:36 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my roommate called me and told me that someone broke into out apartment and urinated all over his bed, now I'm being accused of peeing on his bed and he threatened to call police on me yet I've been at work all day. And he left the door unlocked. FML.

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