Intimacy: Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy...

By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 16:14

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

DarkHelmet 10

Thursday 17 June 2010 16:09

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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albert17 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:35

keep yo hands off my mama keep yo hands off my doritos

a_luta_continua 2

Friday 18 June 2010 0:44

Now that's classy.

romaz 0

Friday 18 June 2010 1:05

# 79- ROLFMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! XD i can't stop laughing at your comment LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! omg, best comment EVER! XDXDXDXDXD

jonny2x4 0

Friday 18 June 2010 1:24

Who buys Playboys nowadays? I haven't bought a porno in almost ten years.

carriedaway02 0

Friday 18 June 2010 1:27

I just threw up a little.

alexdear1029_fml_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 1:50

ewww that's so gross!

hahapwnd010 0

Friday 18 June 2010 2:38

who beats it with a condom?

VampireBam 0

Friday 18 June 2010 3:17

tee hee. he just made those doritos taste better ;P jk

Tianabear 0

Friday 18 June 2010 3:55

Man I would dump the whole bag on his head.

Kristen_Nichole 0

Friday 18 June 2010 3:56

A jerk off station? I'm curious...lol. What atmosphere makes a great jerk off station?

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