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By wyomingwannabe - 10/05/2016 12:00 - United States - Peabody

Today, my primary vendor asked to make the first delivery of the season after Memorial Day. I run a beach shop and this is one of the biggest weekends of the year. They know this. Their response after reminding them of this? "We'll see what we can do." Guess they are no longer my primary vendor.FML

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