This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By scared - 14/01/2017 00:51

Today, My parents were out so I was relaxing with my pants off, and I started to watch a bit of porn and masturbate. Then I heard a loud noise and realized a strange man was mowing my backyard. No one told me he was coming and the windows were partially open. I had a panic attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 207
You deserved it 56

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<p>I guess not all stories have a happy ending</p>

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<p>I guess not all stories have a happy ending</p>