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By watermelon_bae - 07/03/2016 03:25 - United States - Sandwich

Today, my parents have both come down with a nasty form of the flu. Now, I wouldn't be as worried about them possibly infecting me if I didn't have a final exam this Wednesday that one of them has to drive me to. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2016 3:10

I hope you passed, OP. :)

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Sunflora219 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:10

I hope you passed, OP. :)

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