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By It is not THAT much money... - 26/02/2017 15:43

Today, my paranoid aunt told only me that she won $5000 on a lotto ticket. Now she thinks everyone who has tried to contact her since, has somehow found out and is now trying to financially piggyback on her. She now refuses to go outside and suspiciously peeks at everyone walking by her house. FML

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