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By Banana - 31/12/2017 12:06 - United States - Frederick
Today, my new automatic car starter was installed as a Christmas gift. I'm so excited, I was carrying it in my back pocket to start the car randomly throughout the day. I went to pee and as I stood to flush, it fell out of my pocket and flushed down the toilet. Day 1, it's gone. FML