Kids: Today, my nephew needed to talk to me. My grandmother died Friday,... - FML

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By LizzysOwner - 31/01/2016 16:53 - Canada - Hanover

Today, my nephew needed to talk to me. My grandmother died Friday, and he was worried that he'd never see me again, since heaven is so far away and I live so far away. His parents are Atheists, who apparently didn't bother explaining to him that Canada isn't heaven. FML

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