By Ari - 16/01/2013 06:36

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML
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Maddy9111 11

why dont you give it back to her on her birthday?

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tiarnatargaryen 23

Accept the gift, but buy her a gym membership. For every. single. occasion

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Xotoolyxo 16

Stay strong, toss the bottle or re-gift it

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sesor 7

Give her it back for her birthday lol

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_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

What a biaaatch!!

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jbones24 22

what if shes implying shes going to buy you 3 boats that she wants you to break them on?

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kkrivicky 6

dump it out, then and there. if you have to do it on your carpet (better hers tho) then do it right infront of her face and simply tell her "your a stupid b**ch and you are what we call a moster-in-law.. F*ck you!"

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OPTWood 1

Give it back to her on her birthday ... with a MILF **** magazine wrapped around it.

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doritowhore 9

Open it, empty the contents, replace it with something unpleasant, and offer her a glass next time she's around.

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