Today, my morbidly obese father yelled at me while I was making...

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By loveumom - 31/12/2017 05:58

Today, my morbidly obese father yelled at me while I was making myself lunch, saying that at this rate, I would weigh 300 pounds by the time I’m 20. I’m 15, 5’ 8”, and I weigh 142 pounds. I’m just as confused as you. FML

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