This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, my morbidly obese father yelled at me while I was making myself lunch, saying that at this rate, I would weigh 300 pounds by the time I’m 20. I’m 15, 5’ 8”, and I weigh 142 pounds. I’m just as confused as you. FML